At least the war on the environment is going well.
Assist airport security. Fly naked
If you are against abortions, dont have one.
What would Scooby do?
The world is run by those who show up.
Dont pray in my school and I wont think in your church.
If you cant trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
Darwin loves you.
When religion ruled the world, it was called The Dark Ages.
The last time we mixed politics and religion, people got burned at stakes.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Our bombs are smarter than our president.
Democrats think the glass is half full and Republicans think the glass is theirs.
Terorists: what the big army calls the little army
Support the troops: impeach Bush.
If you want to drive a Hummer, enlist.
No Iran until you have finished your Iraq.
I’m optimistic even in the face of reality.
I’m prochoice, I vote and I own a gun.
Proud member of the immoral minority.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An erection is not considered personal growth.
It’s easier to be born again than to grow up.
